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New Release: Best Night Ever by @StephFaris #Giveaway

Best. Night. Ever By Rachele Alpine, Ronni Arno, Alison Cherry, Stephanie Faris, Jen Malone, Gail Nall, and Dee Romito Love Actually  meets  Adventures in Babysitting  in this hilarious novel written by seven authors about seven classmates who are preparing for a crazy night at their middle school dance. Lynnfield Middle School is prepped and ready for a dance to remember, including an awesome performance from Heart Grenade, the all-girl band who recently won a Battle of the Bands contest. Seven classmates—Carmen, Genevieve, Tess, Ryan, Ellie, Ashlyn, and Jade—intend to make the most of the night…or at least the five of them who are able to attend do. The other two would sacrifice almost anything to be there. One thing’s for sure—this entire crew is in for one  epic  night! Gail Nall, Dee Romito, Rachele Alpine, Ronni Arno, Alison Cherry, Stephanie Faris, and Jen Malone have created a charming, hi...

WHEN IT HITS YOU (It Series #1) by @NickiElson3D #contemporary #romance #NewRelease

I'm so pleased to have my critique partner, NICKI ELSON, here to tell you about her new book! I adored this book (see my 5 star review .) Thank you to author Darcia Helle for this f'in blog post idea. Take it away, Nicki: Thank you, Jen, for having me over to celebrate the release of WHEN IT HITS YOU (a new edition of the novel formerly known as Vibrizzio ). Reacquiring my rights to this story allowed me to re-brand with an emphasis on the love story. I'm so excited to have it join its sister books in The It Series:  WHEN IT HOOKS YOU and WHEN IT HOLDS YOU . For today's post, Jen gave me ten F-words to relate to one of my characters. I chose Lyssa Bates, the lead in WHEN IT HITS YOU. Only 99c through Valentines Day F'ing Lyssa Something about Lyssa that is... 1. Frightful - She dumps a shocking amount of cream in her coffee. 2. Favorable - She's the kind of friend who'll whisk your drunken ass away from embarrassment. 3. Flamboyant ...

WHEN IT HOOKS YOU #Romance #NewRelease by @NickiElson3D

Welcome to #ComedyBookWeek , an annual, online celebration of humor in writing. I'm hosting Nicki Elson and her new release, WHEN IT HOOKS YOU. You can read my 5 star review here.  Today Nicki's sharing a humorous excerpt from the book. NICKI: I have a lot of favorite funny moments in this story, but I selected this one to share today because it's the one that cracked me up the most while I was writing—plus it comes with a bonus fun-fact about tigers.  Thanks for having me over, Jen! JEN: This TOTALLY made me snicker. Plus, it was educational! Excerpt from WHEN IT HOOKS YOU by Nicki Elson The rain persisted, so they decided to stay at the museum for lunch, sitting at a table in the middle of the towering atrium that separated the historic part of the museum from the newer wing. “This is more impressive when the sun is shining.” Lyssa frowned, her eyes raised toward the thousands of drops racing down the enormous glass wall. “It’s still pretty cool,” Trish ...

Review: BREAKING FAITH by @HeyitsmeJoy #romance

Breaking Faith by Joy Eileen My rating: 4 of 5 stars Killer Characterization I met author Joy Eileen on Twitter, where she seems fun and passionate. I'm not surprised her debut novel shares the same qualities. Faith attends college and works at a coffee shop on campus when she meets hunky Jason, her "knight in coffee justice". Despite the niggling discomfort she feels in Jason's presence, they end up moving in together, and his control over her becomes complete. She tiptoes around trying to avoid his wrath, but he is the one responsible for cutting her down with his words and fists. When she can't take it anymore, she escapes to meet her friends at a bar where a local band, The Jackholes, plays. Faith feels drawn the the lead singer, Killian. She jumps into help the harried waitress, in the process revealing her bruised arms (to her friends' horror). Kill gets Faith a job as server and a home at his place, to keep her safe from Jason. Most of the ...

New Release: BREAKING FAITH by Joy Eileen @HeyItsMeJoy #rocker #romance

***Coming soon: My rocker romance review!*** Breaking Faith The JackholeS series part 1 by Joy Eileen Synopsis Faith made the mistake of giving her heart to someone who didn’t deserve her. After making the decision to leave, she sought refuge at a bar full of misfits. They accepted Faith without question, and now they protect her as if she's family. While putting the pieces of her life back together, she fights to keep her broken heart from falling for the moody lead singer of the JackholeS. A man named Kill. Killian has his own demons to battle, yet Faith brings out his protective side: a side he thought he’d buried long ago. Can Faith and Kill trust each other long enough to leave their pasts behind and find love? Or is the past too overpowering to allow anyone a chance at happiness? WARNING: This book contains explicit non-consensual sex scenes. It contains strong language and adult situations. This book is not intended for anyone under 18. This is a s...

THE ROSIE PROJECT by Don Tillman: #Review

My book club chose a wonderful read for June: The Rosie Project . Here's my review: The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion My rating: 5 of 5 stars A Man with Asperger's Delightful Journey to Love Books like these make me appreciate my book club even more because I probably wouldn't have tried it without my friend Colby picking it this month. Don Tillman is a 39-year-old genetics professor in Australia who knows he is socially inept but doesn't know he has a raging case of Autism Spectrum Disorder. He would like to date but his difficulties with emotions and subtleties of interactions have made that difficult. Being the scientist he is, he decides to write a questionnaire for potential partners he dubs "The Wife Project". He believes his data driven approach will weed out unsuitable candidates. He's friends with a married psychologist couple, Gene and Claudia, and they try to help him sort out these puzzling social interactions. Sadly, Gene and C...

New Release: VIBRIZZIO by @NickiElson3D #Review #Giveaway

Congratulations to my critique partner on the release of her contemporary romance VIBRIZZIO ! Lyssa Bates doesn’t need a man. Not when the world is fully-stocked with double A batteries and a wide array of options in Amazon’s health and sexual wellness category. After yet another failed relationship, the twenty-six-year-old investment analyst is convinced that real guys aren’t ever going to live up to her expectations—so why should she bother with them? She’s determined to keep her dating life purely electronic…though she occasionally fantasizes about Hayden King, the delicious new associate she just got partnered with at work. While Lyssa manages her romantic risks by deleting men from of the equation, the ever-charming Hayden protects his heart by diversifying his love life across multiple women. As the two young professionals travel together around the country for business, their flirty working relationship develops into a close friendship that hurtles toward something more. ...