Welcome to April's Insecure Writers' Support Group. Hop over the Alex Cavanaugh's blog to join us! Recently a reader friend asked, "How do I write an honest, helpful, negative review?" Let's discuss negative reviews. I don't want to censor reader opinions, but merely state how I can learn best from reviews. I definitely know how frustrating and disappointing the reading experience can be. It has also become so clear to me that no author can please every reader. As an author, I appreciate negative reviews that 1) offer specific constructive criticism, 2) make me laugh, and/or 3) acknowledge how personal preferences affect reactions. I suggest getting specific about what's not working for the reader. The tightness of the writing? Grammar? Pacing of the plot? Realism of characterization? Chemistry between the characters? Too many characters? Implausibility of plot? Here are some reviews that have taught me to write better: "There was head ...